“Charlie, just break up with her”

(Source: nchanteddream, via someonecanloveyouforever)

• Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
• Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.

“Sarcasm is my only defense”

(Source: hoechlin-obrien, via thesugarskulllover)

bikenesmith:

like the worst thing ever is when you’re talking about something you really love to someone and you can just tell that they dont give a shit

(via andyglassoftears)

me, basically.

(Source: themainereasonswhy, via -downbutnotout-)

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ad0lf-hipster:

advantages of being a boy:

• your boobs don’t get in the way
• no period
• your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
• no childbirth
• penises are fun
• shirts always fit over your chest 
• you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
• you store less fat

advantages of being a girl:

• can use your bra as an extra pocket

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“Silver for the silver of your hair, the khal says.”

(Source: fassyy, via motherofeyebrows)

acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

im-wanderingaway:

Something I’ve never noticed before:

Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker 

UGH MY HEART I LOVE YOU

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